The Loser's Blend - Amazing coffee, not that you deserve it you fucking loser.
Great for any preparation method but if you want our recommendation, try it with a french press.
Medium roasted to perfection in small batches. Always specialty grade.
12 oz. (340g)
Origin: South America
Roast: Darker Medium
Flavor Notes: Dark Chocolate & Nuttiness
As a former Raiders fan I know much about losing (JaMarcus Russell, Mark Davis's haircut, etc.) And I have to say this coffee was true to its advertisement. Rich and smooth that goes down smoothly unlike the Antonio Brown stint with said Raiders. The flavor was subtle in taste unlike Jon Gruden's emails, and yet lingered on the tip of my tongue. I would highly recommend this blend to people whom desire a coffee with more backbone and principal than moving a team to a city built upon the worst of people's vices. I give this coffee a thumbs up for not letting me down.
This coffee will leave you feeling like America after Vietnam, or like every NFL team that lost out on the DeShawn Watson trade. Are you a loser? You bet your ass you are. Does it bother you? Hahaha of course not. Especially when you have coffee.
Back in 2006, Brandon was a good friend of mine. I was a non-believer at the time but then Brandon let me taste his coffee and then it proved to me god is real. I was so convinced by this exquisite taste it led me to give my life to god. I then needed to repay Brandon so I payed the broncos on the side to draft me just to give Brandon a raging boner. This coffee started my career but I was so addicted to it it led me to not focus on football, ultimately ending my dedication to the game, destroying my on the field play. what will you give up to enjoy the best coffee in the world.