HBTC Blend Coffee Beans

As a former Raiders fan I know much about losing (JaMarcus Russell, Mark Davis's haircut, etc.) And I have to say this coffee was true to its advertisement. Rich and smooth that goes down smoothly unlike the Antonio Brown stint with said Raiders. The flavor was subtle in taste unlike Jon Gruden's emails, and yet lingered on the tip of my tongue. I would highly recommend this blend to people whom desire a coffee with more backbone and principal than moving a team to a city built upon the worst of people's vices. I give this coffee a thumbs up for not letting me down.

Since I retired from my teaching gig at the University, I think I've been in a real rut. Like I've lost my passion for leading a zestful life. As this is the one-year anniversary of my retirement, I found myself in a real funk. Cast adrift in a sea of increasing mediocrity, and irrelevance. No longer on the cutting edge of modern science. Destined to living out my days as an itinerant Medical Doctor/Mathematical Theoretical Physicist, living a hardscrabble, hand to mouth existence. Solving Partial differentials for a dollar here. Deriving Schrödinger's equation from scratch for a quarter there. Five inguinal hernia checks for a nickle. (Turn your head and cough. NOT ON ME!) Pretty bleak outlook, let me tell you.
That was until I preordered my Brandon Perna Charity Tee-Shirt. Was it expensive? Not if you consider how much good it will do. Plus, you get a shirt with Brandon's picture on it. (Women, Men, do with that what you will. We all do it, so no judgements here. After all, objectively, he is pretty cute, don’t ya think? I mean, it would take three of him to make one of me, but that just makes him Fun Sized in my book.) This is a Tee-shirt that will do more than keep you warm at night. Why that's a bargain at twice the price!
Now I'm reinvigorated. I've started back on my research into a method to use an Eight-Dimensional, 240 Root-Vector Hypercube Lattice using simple Lee Algebras, to correspond to known elements of The Standard Model, and, perhaps more importantly, to guide research into the discovery of yet unknown particles. Think tachyon, if you follow Star Trek, for an example.
I know that all this doesn't sound like that much to most of you, but it sure seems to keep me pretty busy. My father never taught me how to fish, so that's not an option. And, after all, I went through all the trouble to get all of these stupid degrees, I might as well use ‘em. Good thing I’m not an experimental physicist, or I’d be fornicated here, but I fear I digress.
Buy Brandon Perna’s Charity Tee Shirts. Heck, buy four of ‘em. You know you can afford it. Doctors orders.
Later taters.
xoxoxo
dr c
Post Scriptum: Go Chefs!

1. Purchase $69 T-shirt for charity.
2. When wife asks, tell her it's a NFL youtuber you follower.
3. When wife asks, giggle while saying $69
4. After receiving sufficient verbal feedback, inform wife 100% of proceeds went to charity.
5. Enjoy the feeling of finally winning a spousal argument.

I used to be unable to grow facial hair. An unfortunate genetic predisposition that has plagued my love life for decades.

That was until...I got this shirt.

As I opened it, my senses were flooded with the musk of manliness. My hair follicles, which were once desolate, were now filled with with hair as thick as a rainforest.

In 24 hours, I had amassed a face bush that would put a lumberjack to shame.

Since purchasing this shirt, my libido has returned and my Tinder matches have increased 690%.

I reconciled with my grandfather, who served in Vietnam and told me "you're too soft". Now, he asks me how he can become a grizzled man, like me.

So thank you Brandon Perna. This shirt has truly saved my life.

It's also super comfy.

The combination of spicy Mexican coffee with bright, berry floral notes of Ethiopian coffee creates a combo that is special. They roast it light enough to achieve complex acidity but take it far enough to please the common man.

Niiiiiice!!

I love good light roast coffees, both for the flavor profile and the caffeine (because that’s what we’re really after m, isn’t it?). This is among the best I’ve had. Very floral and fruity.

HBTC Blend Coffee Beans

My usual store-bought brand didn't compare to Benchwarmer Brew HBTC Blend, so I gave my stored bags of beans to some neighbors down the street and now feel I'm set up permanently with HBTC Blend. Could be the best medium roast I've ever had. Compares easily to the best of the boutique roasters in my city.

This coffee will leave you feeling like America after Vietnam, or like every NFL team that lost out on the DeShawn Watson trade. Are you a loser? You bet your ass you are. Does it bother you? Hahaha of course not. Especially when you have coffee.

The coffee is good. No cream or sugar needed

HBTC is the best medium roast I have had with a fantastic aroma and surprisingly deep flavor for a medium roast.

Helped me cope with the amount of money the Giants paid Danny J

Why isn't there a Grossi Posse-inspired Green Bay shirt available?